Why are you SO clumsy?
You manage to get through a day without being uncoordinated, then come to bed and knock over a lamp, drop a glass of water and become a one man marching band.
22. But also don’t fall asleep before us and keep us up with your snoring
You can’t win really. You can’t come to bed after us, but you can’t before us either.
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Boys seem to be able to fall asleep instantly and trust us when we say yes, you really do snore!
23. Stop sending one word texts after a monologue.
We’ve basically just written a monologue that Shakespeare would be envious of, detailing everything you need to know about the plans for the day.
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Then we get back “Okay.” Not even an emoji? Give us a little something more!
24. We know you don’t want to be at our family party, but stop asking to leave every 5 minutes
You’ve made it clear you don’t want to spend your Saturday night in a function room to celebrate my Aunt Pat’s 60th.
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