If I wanted normal Coke I wouldn’t have asked for DIET.
Every. Single. Time. Mars Bar instead of a Yorkie, shampoo instead of conditioner, a light bulb instead of hairspray…cheers guys.
19. When we say we’re fine, we’re probably not fine
Us saying ‘fine’ is the same as Ross saying it. It’s not true and you should be very scared.
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“It’s fine, go out with your mates.”
Translation: Abort mission and figure out what you’ve done wrong.
20. We like how you dress… we just want to dress you better
We like shopping and we want to do it for you as well as ourselves.
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We like you for you who you are, of course. It’s just that, sometimes, we want to see you in a nice shirt instead of the endless t-shirts…
21. Please stop coming to bed later than me and waking me up when you fumble into bed
Yes – you want to stay up and watch Match of the Day or a few more episodes on Netflix…but we’re tired!
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