Be ready on time.
It’ll just take me 10 minutes to shower… 30 minutes later, he’s still in the bathroom, your hair has gone flat and you’re already late for your cousin’s birthday.
16. Stop farting
This one is just as simple as that. Just stop it. Please. Just don’t do it.
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They smell and you always do them when we’re in the middle of a sentence… Stop.
17. On that matter, stop burping too
Yes – sometimes they’re involuntary, but there is no need to pause and let out a lion’s roar of a burp.
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Please restrict all farting and burping to when you’re alone, if you still want us to fancy you that is.
18. Why do you NEVER quite get it right when we ask for something
Boys always nip to the shops and utter the words “you want anything?”… A diet coke please!
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