Carbs > Crowns
History has seen people do a range of extreme and brutal things to get their mits on the crown. But giving up carbs? That’s next level hardcore.
29. Have potatoes, rice, or pasta for dinner (when she’s at the palace)
I, personally, am such a fan of carbs I find it difficult to image a meal not based around the holy trinity of potatoes, rice AND pasta.
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But the Queen isn’t a fan- there are no roasties on the royal dinner table on her watch.
28. Walk places in front of Kate and Wills
I’m going to ignore the questionable decision from Kate and Meghan to wear matching shoes in this photo.
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In a massive stroke of taking-things-incredibly-literally, the royals have to walk into official occasions in the order they would ascend to the throne.
27. Cringe everyone out with PDA
Public Displays of Affection are, in general, Pretty Damn Awful- but for royals they’re actively outlawed, rather than just generally held in distain by those in the vicinity.
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