Garlic Bread?!
I don’t want to overstate this, but garlic bread might actually be proof that a benevolent God exists.
32. Eat garlic
At diplomatic events it’s outlawed on grounds of antisocial breath, and at Buckingham Palace it’s outlawed because (much like Monopoly) it’s fallen foul of the Queen.
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Rumour has it that over the years Philip maxes out on it whenever Liz was away. I guess when the cat’s away, the mice will eat all the food she hates and starfish in the royal bed.
31. Eat rare meat
Sources report that Meghan sticks to a virtuous vegan diet during the week to stay healthy.
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Her cheat days better not involve steak cooked rare though- royals aren’t allowed anything less than medium. This plus the garlic rule must make visiting Paris a nightmare #veryposhproblems
30. Eat shellfish
Not another shell-fish demand from her majesty, just a second proactive precaution against food poisoning.
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