Feeling jealous again?
Have a ‘thank god I’m not a royal’ theme party and embrace the commoner lifestyle, remembering everything Meghan can’t do anymore.
Seriously who needs a prince?!
Play an endless, increasingly tense and boring game of Monopoly. They’re not having fun like this at the palace.
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Who needs Buckingham Palace when you’ve got Old Kent Road and a creeping suspicion that the banker is taking extra money whenever you go to the loo. Or rather, when you go from your LOUNGE to go use the TOILET.
The menu’s a no brainer
All the garlic bread and all of the carbs. As you eat you can brainstorm ridiculous names to call your kids, and plan where you’d like to spend Christmas.
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“That Meghan’s a mug” you can half heartedly mumble, feeling overfull with bad breath and three friends you can never speak to again because of the Pentonville Road incident.
Doesn’t she know what she’s missing?!
Ok. Withstadning all that, she still looks pretty chuffed about the match. Congratulations Meghan, you’ve smashed it.
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