Perks of the job
Alongside all these strictures, by marrying into the Royal family Meghan is in line for some serious perks…aside from being married to man she loves ofc. That’s cute but basically lame- anyone can do that, we can’t all eat mf swans.
It’s not all bad
Some of the perks are amazing but expected- a lifetime of financial security, for instance.
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But thanks to our antiquated constitution, others are slightly more unexpected and decidedly pretty weird.
“No luck catching them swans then?”
So the Queen owns all the swans. Literally all of them: she has the swan market absolutely cornered. But she also owns all dolphins, porpoises and whales that come within three miles of British shores.
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And she’s technically allowed to eat them- those whales that periodically get confused and swim up the Thames should watch out.
Swim Flipper, swim for your life
She might not be allowed her own Facebook anymore, but at least for Meghan there’s now the alluring if unlikely possibility she’ll be invited round for Swan burgers.
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