35. Sometimes we have more baggage than we realise
I’m not even talking about the fact that you never told your ex you loved them before it was too late and/or you can only enter into friendships where you feel superior.
(Wait, what do you mean that’s just me…?)
Nope, it’s far more worrying than that: if you buy too much at duty free you might have to check your extra carrier bag as extra at the gate, for a (truly horrifying) fee.
34. They knew I wouldn’t be able to resist
I needed that oversized Chuppa-Chups lolly in my life and they knew it, the b*stards.
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