Nosy parker
There are two ways to ask how your ex’s love life is going:
1) Being polite.
2) Stringing together a long list of innuendos loudly in a restaurant.
43. The doubts of ‘Mrs Doubtfire’
If it wasn’t obvious just how salty Mrs. Doubtfire was at the fact that his ex was dating someone else, it will be now…
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On a dinner date, he spouts a list of sexual innuendos only Robin Williams could pull off:
“Sink the sub. Hide the weasel. Park the porpoise. A bit of the old Humpty Dumpty, Little Jack Horny, the Horizontal Mambo, hmm? The Bone Dancer, Rumpleforeskin, Baloney Bop, a bit of the old Cunning Linguistics?”
