Forever expecting our growth spurt to hit us at any given minute – us shorties face a multitude of different problems, all because were drew the short straw (quite literally).
With our growth stunted at just 12 years old, we will never know what the top of someone’s head looks like or what it feels like to ride a rollercoaster (ok, maybe I’m being a bit dramatic, but still…you catch my drift).
However, what we do know is that every single year we’ll be forced by our parents to head into the loft to get all the Christmas decorations down, because *shock horror* we’re the only ones that still – after all these years – fit in there.
There are a few silver linings for us tots in a world of BFG’s: being able to buy children’s fare on public transport and always having enough leg room on a plane, to name but a few.
But, what people never understand is that we do indeed face a whole host of troubles every single day of our miniature little lives…
1. ‘Ankle crop’ jeans literally run for a mile off your leg
Advertised as ankle cropped jeans, but for us short a*ses, there’s nothing cropped about them.
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Your fashion will always take a hit when you’re as small as can be.
