You either have to fight your way to the front (by fight we mean crouch and sneak through the gaps in people), or you have to buy seated tickets.
Sadly, we will never get to experience the true feeling of standing at a gig – unless we push right to the front and end up impaling ourselves on the barrier.
11. Seeing a top in the shops and wondering whether it’s actually a dress
You can never order anything online for fear of it fitting you like a bin bag.
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So instead, any time you need a new outfit you have to physically go out shopping. We all know how disastrous, draining and stressful this is.